The Nut

On a lazy Sunday afternoon the sky is cloudy and it’s raining. Cris and I are sitting in the kitchen, eating pistachios & walnuts, having a drink, when Cris notices something moving in one of the halves of the walnut I just ate….. a freaking maggot!!!! Yes, I just realized I ate maggot poop!!!

I quickly spit it out, thinking I have shit or a maggot stuck in my teeth and I take a swig of the Manhattan cocktail that Cris made us (wish you were here having a drink with me sis!!). I’m wondering if I will ever eat packaged walnuts again!

- The Bean