Bradyseism

Bradyseism (n)

1. on of several sayings popularized by the 60s-70s American sitcom "The Brady Bunch" (eg. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!).

2. the gradual uplift (positive bradyseism) or descent (negative bradyseism) of part of the Earth's surface caused by the filling or emptying of an underground magma chamber. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradyseism

3. a reason to hope that one day soon we'll have beach front property!